Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
What condiment has wings?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What sound does a witch's car make?