What condiment has wings?
A butter-fly.
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
How does a taco bless the table?