How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
He gave her a ring.
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?