What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?