What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
How was the wedding?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why was the spider so smart?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What shape has a knighthood?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What did the bread do on vacation?
How long do chickens work?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why was the musician arrested?