What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What kind of music do planets like?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Where can you always get cheap gas?