What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why do mice need oiling?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?