What birds make average students?
C-gulls.
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why did the body of water think so much?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What fish only swims at night?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What do you call a fish without an eye?