What birds make average students?
C-gulls.
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why do vampires always look sick?