What birds make average students?
C-gulls.
What do you call a greedy elf?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Where do cats go on vacation?
How do you make a bandstand?
When do astronauts eat?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?