How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Where do termites go camping?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you get when two plants kiss?