What do ducks have for lunch?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do nosey peppers do?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
