What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Even if you have only two teeth, you still need to floss.
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why do moms make good vintners?
How do automobiles fly?
What kind of money do fishermen make?