Why did the cow cross the road?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you call a sad latte?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?