What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
A pie-thon!
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What do you call two birds in love?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?