What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
He became a rotten egg.
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What car can't keep a secret?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Which computer won the talent show?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What's black and white and red all over?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you give a sick pig?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What are the smartest highways in the world?