What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
He became a rotten egg.
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What day do hands always go to church?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?