What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What siblings are always sad?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?