What do British people and golfers have in common?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
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How do automobiles fly?