What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What's the friendliest pen?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?