Why did the whale cross the road?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What animal likes to party the most?
What fish sings the best?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?