Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?