Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
It doesn't work for me.
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?