Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Doc Ock.
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What's the loudest sport?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What season begins with a thud?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?