How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why is furniture so generous?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?