Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What's the opposite of irony?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?