What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?