What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Quit goblin your dessert.
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why is winter considered holy?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What kind of bird can write?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What's the most determined bird?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?