What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Quit goblin your dessert.
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why are English teachers so smart?
How can you make 7 even?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?