What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Quit goblin your dessert.
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?