What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Bot-any plants lately?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Where do actors go to pray?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?