What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why are ghosts always single?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
When do astronauts eat?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What snacks always have the best tan?