Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
He couldn't make the cut.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Which family member has tusks?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?