What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?