Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
He was trying to break the ice.
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
How do trees get access to the internet?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What is the most attractive fruit?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?