Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
He was trying to break the ice.
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why did the frog starve?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?