What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Leaf me alone.
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How do you talk to a giant?
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What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
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What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What is blue and not heavy?
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What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
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What do elves learn in school?