Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
How do birds threaten one another?
Where do surfers go to school?
When do cows get tired?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why did the echo get detention?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Where do mermaids see movies?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?