Why did the tomato turn red?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What game do cows play at parties?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?