Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why was the horse so happy?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why are boxers good comedians?