What color are all the books in the library?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What makes music in your hair?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What car always breaks the rules?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?