Which birds steal soap from the bath?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why was the bunny upset?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Why are goats so funny?