Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why was the cow afraid?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?