My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
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How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why are baseball games at night?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
How does dinner smell?