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What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?