How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
How do horses navigate at night?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What is a cow's dream job?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do insects learn at school?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What sweet treat never panics?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?