How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
How was the wedding?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?