What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Where do books sleep?
Which president loved to take baths?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What do sheep say when they're in love?