Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What are baby potatoes called?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?