Why was the picture sent to jail?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
When does a horse talk?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?