What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Stop horsing around!
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
How can you make 7 even?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why do golfers hate cake?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What's the laziest vegetable?