Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
How are mountains able to see?
What do you call an old snowman?