What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why do rhinos charge?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Where do books sleep?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What do you do for an injured lemon?