How does a sidewalk address a question?
With a concrete answer.
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
How do you make antifreeze?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why are skeletons always hungry?