What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Where do polar bears vote?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?