Why did the student eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Why can't you trust a pig?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do you call an angry monkey?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why are cars magic?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?