How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?