What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
We're fried.
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What's the most determined bird?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?