Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do cats wear to work?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?