What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
A cornfield.
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What is the coolest country?
Why are all priests fit?
Why do all the planets get along?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What game do mice love to play?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?