Do you have the best ceiling?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why do cubes make great referees?
How do chickens leave the highway?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Which princess is best suited for winter?