What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
A cornfield.
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Which is the worst season?
What do little fish love to play with?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What fish sings the best?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?