What sport are eggs the best at?
Running!
Where do surfers go to school?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?