Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?