Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Which animals make the best football players?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?