Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Families are like fudge.
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?