What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Robins.
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Where do ants go to eat?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why are fish such good architects?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?