What do you call a snowman's dog?
A slush puppy.
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do bees chew?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?