What do you call a snowman's dog?
A slush puppy.
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
How do you get straight A's?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?