Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
He has great delivery, so maybe he has a chance!
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What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Where do airplanes go shopping?