Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
He has great delivery, so maybe he has a chance!
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do you call a short cow?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?