How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What fairy loves to count?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What animal knows kung fu?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What is blue and not heavy?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?