What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do cows always add to their salad?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
How do frogs get to work?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?