What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Figure skating.
What kind of store would a dog own?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why are frogs always so happy?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
How do snowmen get information?
Where do horses reside?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?