Which animal should never work for the government?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?