Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
A plaid-ypus.
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What's the friendliest pen?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?