What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Well, I'll be Hoover dam-ed!
What is the most faithful insect?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What's the holiest insect?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What are you studying in math?