What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Well, I'll be Hoover dam-ed!
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
How do you talk to a giant?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?